ChubbySquire

WARNING: STUFFING HUMOR AND FEEDERISM CONTENT AHEAD! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! CHAPTER 1: The Adventure Chef and the Adventurous Eater As the morning sun rose over the horizon, and the morning breeze sent a chill through the air, a young adventurer prepared herself for the day to come. That adventurer was Suut, who was still trying to decide how to start her day. "Still need to find some adventuring companions." She pondered to herself. She has adventured through Lore alone for a good few weeks, but she'll be the first to admit that it'd be nice to have someone to talk to on the road. Artix is too busy in Doomwood, Tomix is too busy hunting Lust, and she hasn't met any other adventurers yet. But while she was thinking, a loud rumble interrupted her thoughts. That rumble was coming from her pudgy belly, and it was then it dawned on her. Her Hero's Breakfast was getting cold. After her rush to finish getting dressed, she descended down the steps, ready to fill her hungry

WARNING! STUFFING HUMOR AND FEEDERISM CONTENT AHEAD! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! After a long, long day of adventuring, as well as a longer and more tiring fight with a hydra, Suut finally arrived at Falconreach. The second thing she noticed was how nice of a place it seemed. The crisp night air and the glow from the local Inn all suggested it to be a cozy place to rest. The first thing she noticed was how much of an appetite she worked up from fighting that hydra. Knowing she'd need a base to eat and sleep between quests, she went to see if there was a vacant room in the Inn. As she walked into the Inn, she was greeted by the warm smile of the Innkeeper, Serenity. "Hello there, stranger! Welcome to Falcon's Nest Inn. Make...." she paused for a moment, noticing how thoroughly exhausted her new guest looked. "My goodness! You look like you've had quite a day, miss...." "Suut.." She answered groggily. "And yeah, that'd be an understatement. I know it's kinda late, but you got a

WARNING: STUFFING HUMOR AND FEEDERISM CONTENT AHEAD. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. As she waited for Artix to arrive from above the Necropolis, Suut bounced impatiently, ready to fight whatever new undead awaited the both of them. Suut was never known for her patience, but she knew that Artix would get cranky, depressed, or both if she started fighting undead without him. That said, she had been waiting long enough that she was starting to get hungry. "I wonder if I can get something from the cafeteria...." She muttered to herself, as she eyed the Necro University student handbook. "No, then I'd risk running into a student." Just as she was thinking this though, Artix trotted up, clearly excited to slay some undead. "Finally! What took you so long?" Suut asked. "Sorry Suut, needed to take care of some undead at Amityvale gate." Artix sighed apologetically. Even though she waited quite a while, Suut couldn't help but feel bad for him. She knew better than anyone else that he

WARNING: STUFFING HUMOR AND FEEDERISM CONTENT AHEAD. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. It was another succesful(if long) Mogloween for the Cauldron Sisters. The day was saved by (DF HERO), the people of lore trick-or-treated to their hearts content, and the Maskmaker sold as many masks as ever. But there still was one Gorrilaphant in the room that needed to be addressed. "Um, I don't mean to rain on your parade,..." Bubble sheepishly stated. "But what do you want to do with this leftover candy?" Toil and Trouble paused for a moment, and looked at the massive mound of candy that they prepared. Due to all of the commotion that year, they weren't able to sell nearly as much candy as they prepared. "Oh..." Trouble muttered in dismay. "I was worried this would happen." "Okay Myx, any ideas for how to get rid of all this?" asked Toil. "Hmm....." Myx pondered for a bit. He honestly had no idea what to say. He knew it'd be a bad idea to dump it in Doomwood, and the Void wasn't a much better